SEPTA driver has a leak and forgets to put the bus in park

A SEPTA bus driver suffered a leak so bad that he forgot to put his bus in park mode before running to drain the mother lode:

Dude, to get that information you'd have to put me underwater. I wouldn't admit that in 100 years. I mean, you're a SEPTA bus driver. They hire everyone at SEPTA. They become these kind of pyramid scheme companies that operate door-to-door. People don't even blink anymore when they hear a SEPTA bus hit something. It's actually more impressive when you don't read about anything SEPTA did wrong. I wouldn't be writing this at all if the story didn't exist. The guy took a leak and the bus just rolled into a telephone pole. Just get back on the bus and tell them a dog came out of nowhere.

On the other hand, I sympathize with our frontline workers. There is nothing worse than having to pee or poop in an emergency. Prairie chasing it while you're still 10 minutes from your house is a feeling I wouldn't wish on my enemy. Where is the technological progress in automobiles? How will we still piss in the soda bottle in 2024?

What a year for SEPTA. You find yourself in a “death spiral” and can’t stop bumping into things:

@bubblegumfairyprincess

I CAN'T! #philly #septa

♬ Original sound – Helen

At least new barriers were installed to stop fare evaders on the subway.

And then showed us exactly how to avoid them:

At SEPTA, every day is BOGO Night!